Body
you know what the body needs? MORE COWBELL!
CHROME COWBELL!
i wonder if Christopher Walken is for the body?
I was wondering if they ever found the body of a Cultosaursus Erectus or Godzilla.
Spelling police! I need help. It is Cultosaurus Erectus.
@Brian H, That doesn't bother me, because they can't exist!
can the handle be the same color as the BODY? Oh yeah, @MicahelS, you can't have enough cowbells.
olan, not yet, but superluminal paintballs would be travelling faster than light, by definition, and so would be going backwards in time. So you dissenters will be shot from the future. When it gets around to it.
Can someone please start a Body Punch List and Reservation Tally thread please?
It's getting difficult to keep track of all of our body related comments and reservations.
@Maestrokneer
Brian H already did that. But it was in the future, so you'll have to wait to see it.
I wonder why George B didn't address this issue.
Could we please refrain from arguing about religion?
But it's so much more fun than agreeing about religion! That's boring.
Here we are, back on heavenly bodies again. Geez, people!
Why do I have to pay $600 for new windshield wipers so I can see heavenly bodies?! SCREW YOU ELON! I'm willing to pay $85k for your awesome car, but $600 is too much to make sure it keeps working right!!!
By the way, you're my hero. Please consider autographing my dashboard before you go to Mars.
I know this may sound argumentative but....Test
Are you the tester or testee?
Or just testy?
So now you are back to body parts?
Test ... test .... compute ... test... body ... test ... compute... aaaaaaggh
Its a virus
No, not testes. Testy.
Wait, maybe brunob meant:
"Please ignore my testes"
Maybe he had a problem with people staring at them?
PUT ON YOUR PANTS BRUNOB! For God's sake man, this is a family forum.
Y'all know what I mldkjgldksjg. Oooo! shiny.
Crows are attracted to shiny chrome objects. Coincidence?
I think not...
All that glitters is not chrome.
*ahem*
FAIL
Thank you for attempting the Tesla motor forum test. Had this been an actual post trolling would have occurred. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lurking
What's with only two pedals, my old and much cheaper car has 3. I hope they add a 3rd pedal in a future software update.
What! Only two pedals? And for $600, that makes, wait... don't rush me, $300 per pedal. Now I'm getting testy.
What's a body to do?
Milk does a body good.
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