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He's nothing if not a body builder.

Them beach bullies kicking sand in his face better watch out! (Anyone else remember Charles Atlas ads?)

Yes. I always identified with the 97 pound weakling.

Them Sand Pickers (Mason Williams):

How 'bout them sand pickers, ain't they grand?
Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand.
Pickin' in the wet sand.
Pickin' in the dry.
Pickin' it fiercely.
Lookit fly.
Lookit them sand pickers, ain't they slick?
Some use their fingers.
Some use a stick.
Them seashore sand pickers, ain't they fine?
Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up time.
How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket.
Find a bunch of sand, stoop down and pick it!

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

That's a shame...

Well, she turned me into a newt.

Time's sure fun when you're having flies.

That reminds me:
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

@MB3 - did you ever read the magazine Omni? Your 'Time flies...' quote was (about 30 yrs ago) along side a whole list of sayings including "Niels isn't Bohring". Geddit?

I heard it about 30 years ago actually, but I don't remember where.

And I did read Omni, so it's possible that is where I saw it.

In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?

Strange women lyin' in ponds distribuing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremo . . . Oh wait! I thought this was the Red or Blue? thread.

A body in motion tends to stay in motion..
All those electrons
From free photons!
That makes me have more emotion.

Tesla is the car
For fathers and mothers
Test is for others
That use tar

Please ignore..

Easily done.

@captain_zap - is that the African or the European swallow?

@rmitchum: dont you hate that chicks always go for guy with the shiniest armour?

@Michael S

dont you hate that chicks always go for guy with the shiniest armour?

No, they go for the one with the coolest ride. Watch Avatar for proof positive; the guy shows up riding the big dragon and hot blue chick forgets all prior sins.

I was headed for the Red Blue forum as well but you caught me!

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

@Nickjhowe

What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

I certainly use the movie Avatar as the basis for any relationship advice.

Dang, I got motion sick during that movie. No wonder I have issues.

@therasix:

cant be any worse than basing one's government on Excalibur......

This thread is a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing.

@Brian H

Wait, are you suggesting we use Macbeth as the basis for our relationships and government? That doesn't seem promising...

Did you hear that?
Did you hear him repressing me? You heard it, didn't you?

CapZap;
Pipe down. Teenagers should be seen and not heard.

Didn't you come her for an argument?