Why I bought a Tesla Model S instead of a horse, an elephant, or a mule

I don't have enough hay to charge the horse with, the elephant's trunk has limited capacity, and the mule stalls too often.

If this were a few thousand years ago, I'd reject the Tesla because, you know . . . potholes . . .

Potholes? I would think it would be lack of charging infrastructure. Kite and thunderstorms would be too unreliable.

Hey, why don't you go on a Horse, Elephant and Mule forum to post this, buddy?!

I bought a Tesla despite having a jackass at home. Hopefully, my teenager will eventually be upgraded to a donkey in due time...

Good one!

A horse, an elephant and a mule walk into a bar....

...and the bartender says to the horse, "what'll you have?"...

Did you have any issues with the interior of those three?

And the bartender says "Why the long faces?"

I also considered horse, an elephant, or a mule, but the emissions were a major turn off. Every mile you have to get off and shovel the stuff off the road! I guess it's not that much difference from an ICE that puts those pounds of crap into the air we breath.

We have some extra hay--$95/ton.

I don't think it is fair to include the mule in this comparison since it is a hybrid.

Awesome @pbendo. :-)

So what did then horse. mule and elephant say?

They said (in unison), "We've ordered a Model S that we have to wait 2000 years for."

@pbendo Hahahah, I almost fell of the chair hehehe.

LOL. Wouldn't have thought of that!


$95 a ton? Not bad. I wish we could get it here using Superchargers.

@PBEndo Classic. :)

Friends and family discount--round bales.

I think PBEndo wins the internet today:)

What's the prize, a ton of hay?

What's it gonna take to put you on this here horse?

Lube, lots of lube.

Sorry, I read that as "in the here horse"

This thread just made my day. Well played, folks.

@BH -

Well, I don't need anything fancy like a saddle, parking sensors or cup holders.

Bareback & a hackmore would do me fine. You see, MY horse was a high performance cutting horse.

Now, all we have out in the field is a bunch of fancy, lazy Russian Arabian racing brood mares. All show, no go.

you guys and gals really crack me up....
Every now and then I read one of these threads and simply SMILE. Thank you!

I'd like a Tesla Model Ass please...

and the bartender asks "which one of you 3 is a lawyer?"

Is the bartender blind? wouldn't it be obvious?

Ahh butterfly, nothing in life is obvious...

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