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Absurd flyers being placed on Teslas in San Francisco

They aren't being claimed with any group, so it's almost not worth paying attention to the crazy rants of anonymous people, but thought people would enjoy the insane claims in these flyers:
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/people-san-francisco-leaving-insane-211251...

Are you sure this is not something you found on The Onion? :)

Good grief.

Being discussed at TMC also. It is so off base it is actually funny. A comment was made that the author must be mad that the batteries were taking all his lithium supply and he is upset.

"Tesla seat vibration causes Anal Itching!" may well be the funniest thing I have read this year.

ROTFLMAO

I'm fairly sure that the white powder coming out of Afghanistan is not Lithium Carbonate.

I would respond in more detail but I'm scratching my butt.

Mine came with suppositories!

As mgboyes mentioned above,
The "Tesla seat vibration causes Anal itching", now that is funny! I got a good laugh out of that one.

I want to see the studies about the "increased drug, sex, and risk inclinations." I'm a quaker, and I don't want the car if I won't fit in. jk :)

definitely agree with the strange sexual behavior.

Lithium ion batteries blow up when bumped! That explains all those maimed iPhone users who dropped their phone only to have it disintegrate and cause shrapnel wounds to people nearby! No wonder Apple stock is taking a beating! Must be true too, look how the market responded to Tesla stock over the past year or two. I am so glad I sold my stock at $9.23 while there were suckers to buy it!

And to think that Google was in on it all along! Thank God we have Obamacare to take care of the afflicted (especially those with extreme anal itch and sexual deviancy!) at no cost to the afflicted ones.

What is it with San Francisco? First the Google Bus terrorism, now this? Sheesh...

This is so patently absurd. It does sound like things forwarded to me by one of my friends and one of my family members but I will decline to identify names or political affiliations.

Anal itching is just icing on the cake (if you don't try to think about actual analogies).

AndyO

Wow. It really makes one wonder... How did these deluded crackpots manage to pay attention long enough to learn how to write?

Damn, my LandShark was parked in SF today, why didn't I get one of these?????

"Strange sexual behavior", eh? Were any of you guys part of those studies?

Hmm...maybe a stealth startup hydrogen car company in SF with some funding that is trying to battle Tesla?

That...or just plain wackos.

Would be very interesting to find out who is behind this! My money is on an intelligent individual with a psychiatric diagnosis rather than some less harmless conspiracy, but you never know.

I guarantee the author is a teabagger. Once something is called out by Fox and Romney, et al, reality no longer matters. Tesla was lumped in with Fisker and Solyndra early on and I'm certain this person drank that particular cup of koolaid.

After reading this I realized something.....I am a terrible person.

Not completely, though. No homocides cause that's just crazy.

Attention Red Sector Alpha: They're onto us. Abort mission.

"Tesla seat vibration causes Anal Itching!"
"Strange sexual behavior"

Wait a minute, didn't @Bamboo8 post his excellent adventure last year eluding to the above items? Hmm, let's cross reference for the writing style...

Agree with Tomas. Some sort of psychosis with obsessional tendencies. This is the type of thing that sounds funny until he tries to shoot Elon Musk or some innocent car owner. When the police break into his house, the walls will be papered with newspaper cuttings with red xs over his victims.

Looks like the work of Trolls and Orcs.

And no surprise that kind of Tesla bashing is intensified when Tesla quarterly earnings release is getting closer. However, time and time again, this kind of bashing on Tesla would fail miserably.

This is mental illness, plain and simple.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Yeah. Definitely a crackpot. I am impressed that they managed to fit all the slurs against Tesla Motors on a single sheet of paper. Nice economy there. Also, after giving a lengthy list of crackpot websites to support these concepts, they managed to squeeze in The Los Angeles Times website too. Figures.

@Red Sage I am impressed that they managed to fit all the slurs against Tesla Motors on a single sheet of paper.

I think I know who this is. When I was in high school geometry our teacher gave us a new required theorem to learn every week. We had to write out all the previous ones and then add the new one every week for homework.

One guy did it on a single piece of notebook paper. All 17 required theorems, with diagrams on a single sheet, front and back.

I've heard he's a landscape engineer in San Francisco.

Reminds me of fRox News! LOL!


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