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@tharasix

I think we're all glad this thread is unmoderated, or we'd all be banned.

if thats true then Adamantium has a real short shelf life (have you seen adam ant lately?) hence the need for suit hooks in the model s. Frunking the suit would get it all wrinkley........

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor!

@Captain_Zap

No need. The suit recycles. So, much like the Model S, it's functional, looks cool and is good for the planet all in one.

Agreed.

Do the honorable thing, and ban yourself!

Maybe if a few more people flag this thread as inappropriate, I won't need to be clicking on it to clear the NEW flag? I'm thinking of creating a few bogus logins and flagging this thread to see if it goes away.

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Yes, Alex, I've been flagging all your comments, but it hasn't worked yet! >:(

@Brian H | NOVEMBER 7, 2012: Yes, Alex, I've been flagging all your comments, but it hasn't worked yet! >:(

bah dah dum (Rimshot - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rimshot)

I think that all right thinking people on this forum are sick and tired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up with being sick and tired on this forum. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

bump

Why did I suddenly think of Black Eyed Peas when I read that bump message? Maybe some song and body mental connection?

Why did I suddenly get hungry when I read Black Eyed Peas in Timo's message?

d*mn, now I'm hungry. Need to go eat some cooked flesh cut from animal body.

That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?

An animal gets two choices: eaten by a predator, or eaten by plants (usually after bacterial/worm/insect pre-processing). Same for us, short of mummification. (For some time, mummies in Egypt were so plentiful locals used them for firewood. A longer recycling process, involving CO2 enrichment of the atmosphere, which is then also exploited by plants.)

Airplane joke.

Cap's Zap: insert our own, or you have one?

Maybe that was the joke, but it was so high flying that we didn't get it.

17

I thought that 42 was the answer to everything??? Bump again!

@DouglasR

You need to work on your delivery

Another joke that is too obscure and it flew overhead unrecognized. I guess I owe you a real airplane joke now.

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as
submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
engineers.

(P = the problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

@Chuck Lusin,

42 IS the answer to everything. 17 was a joke. Sheesh! Some people can't tell when you're serious and when you're joking.

In all seriousness, there is nothing serious within this thread.

Zap! braaahahahaaaa!

Do you know Watt

Yeah, he was re-volting. Notorious for his amp-pits.